WEB LOG WITH A FRIEND!! It's the cool thing to do

Well, knowing that my last post needed an antidepressant, I'm keeping this post happy, but still. Random? I wish I had something specific to talk about.

Wait.. maybe a short pee break will help me think of a topic. What? A toothbrush is a perfectly normal muse.

5 minutes later....

Nothing. Zip. Nada. Mas Que Nada. I don't think I have anything with much relevance or sense to say, but I'm just in the mood to type. Hmm.. In my mind, I crossed the street and I stumbled upon a word that tickled my cerebellum. Primordial. Click on the word if you really want to define it. The word just makes me giggle though. That's all I'm saying. **giggle**

Hmm... #2 I keep saying that. Maybe that should be my new segment. "Hmm" I'm watching SNL right now. It's a replay-- Josh Brolin and Adele. Adele...is wonderful. Chasing Pavements and Hometown Glory really dig deep into me. But really... get rid of those.. .pornstar nails.

I'm currently blogging with a good old pal that is rocking the party in my socks. I've officially converted her. Thank you for supporting this internet religion. I love you banana. You're my little bag of Doritos.. I miss the excess cheese that's usually on them. I scrape if off with my tongue. That sentence sounds rancid and gross, but I'm sure you know what I mean. It's innocent really. I just devour my chips. That's why my thighs are so big.

Hmm. #3. What else to talk about today. I really don't like that I woke up at lunch today and there were no waffles. So I cooked shrimp. Did that make sense? I didn't think so.

Something I forgot to actually do yesterday...was actually document my life. So I'll do that now. What happened yesterday? What went down? What's UP? What's with these directional greetings.

Hmm #4. Yesterday, I went grocery shopping. I bought a new dress. It looks pretty when I do pirouhettes. Most importantly.. Our little expedition for shops actually for the first time felt like a family trip. I was kind of singing inside, because it rarely happens anymore. I actually felt four years old again and it was as if I was going home after having a lot of soda and a toy after a good happy meal. Yes I say soda. Not soft drink. I also say photocopy, not Xerox. I say toothpaste, not Colgate. And I could go on.

I love how clueless everyone is when we're four years old. I love that we don't know what trans fats are and that the biggest thing we worry about is saving our spot on the floor for nap time when the school days come.

Where was I? Right. Family day. After that... well it was getting late, but all my dad was thinking was, hey there's the liquor store. I'm not saying that he's an alcoholic, he just enjoys drinking...occasionally. And I do too..cause i can always get a sip. But what really ticked me off was that we all went inside because it was absolutely frigid. So my dad zoomed through the isles, nowhere to be found. He forgot his card though, so I had to go look for him. Then I got distracted by the floor. Why was it so damn clean and shiny? I mean shamwow, man. SHAMWOW! My eyes were hurting. Then this green glare suddenly popped in. What was it? The security guy looking like a lime. "Can I see your ID please?" God!! That's just rude. I mean, sure. I'm not 18, but still. What if I was? WHAT IF I WAS? That is such an insult being referred to as underage..... well I guess I'm overexaggerating that. But I have no idea what it's like to be old lol.B ut being called out for it in public. What if I'm just small?

You know what I'm gonna do? I'm going to go to that store next year and just walk in. I probably won't buy anything, I'll just wait for that same guy to come up to me and shove my damn drivers license in his face. What now?!!?!? That reminds me of how I still can't drive as an
intermediate driver.... that's so sad that I'm afraid to take a road test.

SONG OF THE DAY....on iMEEM today cause it's already there.

Attitude (1996 Digital Remaster) (Explicit) - The Misfits

This is my theme song when I kick that Lime Green Giant's ass with Japanese dubbing going on as I do my battlecry.